Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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