the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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