Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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