Old men and throwing up are my life now.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.