For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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