Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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