you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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