You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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