do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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