That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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