I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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