I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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