Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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