if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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