Where is the hickey?
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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