They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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