There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
this is an emotional support booty call
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
