That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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