yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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