There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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