? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
