I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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