READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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