Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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