problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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