to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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