It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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