So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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