guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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