That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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