On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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