Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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