It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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