i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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