So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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