R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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