your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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