yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
you traded sex for a burrito?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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