im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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