He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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