Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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