When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Randomize
