That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
