South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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