just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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