DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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