If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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