Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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