i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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