with your own penis?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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