i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
don't judge my taste in strippers
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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