on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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